May 2012
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
Anonymous asked: although it's no longer tuesday, answer anything with a 2 in it
TMI Tuesday
1. Who was the last person to call you baby/babe?
2. Anyone crushing on you?
3. What is your relationship status?
4. Has anyone ever sang to you?
5. Has anyone ever given you roses?
6. Who do you text the most?
7. First person to text today?
8. What color are your eyes?
9. What is a compliment you receive often?
10. Who was the last person to say they loved you and when?
11. Do you like your parents?
12. Do you secretly like someone?
13. Why did your last relationship end?
14. Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone?
15. Who was the last person you kissed?
16. Do you like funny people or serious people?
17. What are you listening to?
18. Is the last person you kissed older than you?
19. Are you happy right now?
20. If you could have one thing right now what would it be
21. Who makes you happiest right now?
22. Do you want to get married & have children one day?
23. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
24. How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they love you?
25. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?
26. Are you crushing on someone?
27. Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
28. Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
29. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
30. Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?
31. Have you ever had your heart broken?
32. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
33. If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
34. Think any of your ex's feel the same?
35. Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
36. Have you dated people who were not good to you?
37. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
38. Do you believe in love at first sight?
39. Ever been given an engagement ring?
40. Do you want to get married?
41. Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you?
42. Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?
43. Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
44. Have any of your ex's told you they regret breaking up with you?
45. Would you believe your ex if he said they love you?
46. Would you ever date your best male friend?
47. If your best friend of the opposite sex went out with someone you knew was wrong for them would you speak up?
48. Do you regret any of your relationships?
49. Would you date an ex?
50. Who do you hate one here?
Man I wish my mom would stop giving me these pep...
Because they make me want to change all my plans and just go audition for stuff.
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When you see it... →
Divorce just sucks sometimes.
sweet like cinnamon: acynicalcunt: Review of Anne... →
acynicalcunt:
Review of Anne Frank’s Diary
by Jazz
Completely unrealistic.
The ending is bullshit because it just ends without tying any information together.
No actual plot, just an open-ended storyline.
She literally says ‘I think a lot but I don’t say much’ but then she fills 258…
Avengers pick up lines:
Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm tony stark.
richwhitelesbian:
kimmiexvx:
richwhitelesbian:
if animals don’t want to get eaten why are they made out of food
I literally hate everyone you’re retarded
fight me
mrcraabs:
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I...
– no one (via zahrabahrabobara)
frickingloki:
sassy-gay-karkat:
its the year 4012 and madagascar 267 is officially in theatres
they still arent in new york
I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends
Like it seems like some people just somehow
Fall into relationships just like
Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me
Is that how you do it
I wonder how many people I’ve looked at all my life and never seen.
– John Steinbeck (via intoxicationdreams)
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Stice Family Appreciation Post
sydneythesignificant:
wanderlustandwonder:
Because Morgan helped me figure out what I should eat yesterday. And who doesn’t love Mama Stice? And I miss Sydney lots and lots.
Oh my goodness.
I love it.
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Stice Family Appreciation Post
Because Morgan helped me figure out what I should eat yesterday. And who doesn’t love Mama Stice? And I miss Sydney lots and lots.
[[MORE]] You break my heart.
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Snuck out of house. Got three hours of sleep.
Rewarded by mother this morning for my efforts with coffee and the promise of pizza.
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